Was I Wishing on Satellites?

“(On married friends) I don’t want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame, or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad and if either watches it without the other, they’re dead meat. I want to see you guys high-five each other like teammates on a recreational softball team you both do for fun. I want to hear about it because I know it’s possible, and because I want it for myself.”

— Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (via torontoeatsitsyoung)

(via fuckyeahmindy)

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artpadsf:

Andrew Schoultz, just completed a huge mural on the side of Pop’s Bar at York & 24th Street in the Mission.

Marx & Zavattero will show Schoultz’s work at ArtPadSF.

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cheesenotes:

Best. Business Card. Ever. (via Gizmodo)

Of Course a Cheese Store Has a Tiny Grater Business Card

Since printing its address and contact details on a slice of muenster cheese would probably do more harm than good for Bon Vivant, the Brazilian-based cheese shop hired ad agency JWT to come up with something better. And in every way possible, this miniature cheese grater business card is a much better idea.

So as not to also turn your wallet into a pile of shredded leather, the grater comes in a protective sleeve, which probably also helps to minimize the inevitable cheese smell from permeating your pocket. And that’s also why the garlic growers of the world should just forget about trying a similar gimmick to promote their product.

You can even see some video of the grater in action.

:D

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cowardofconscience:

jedi-master-tenthin-osage:

ancestryinprogress:

lifekillsrebels:

suckyeahrandomgifs:

Why I love Recess, especially Miss Grotke

Images 1, 7, 8: she’s a feminist

Image 5: notice how she’s talking about endangered species and on the wall, there is a poster of Earth Day

Image 6: she’s aware of and against white supremacy and eurocentrism

Images 2, 3, 4, 6: history teachers are technically not allowed to give their opinion they’re just supposed to teach what’s in the books, but she doesn’t care and makes sure her students know it

Black and white version here [x]

Reblogging again for that commentary.

I am her right this minute. Y’all have no idea, lol.

In which we see Hannah, as she would be in a teaching situation.

in which griffin is scarily accurate

i will be attempting to liberalize (that’s not a word oh well) all my students subtly with manipulative psychology and then ill get calls from angry or confused parents and be like

“bitch all i want is equality you can’t prove im doing anything wrong ha!”

(via some-radical-notion)

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